SHOP COLLECTIONS Fashion Sunglasses
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Feral Hula HooperSpin heads at the speed of a hula hoop with oversized square sunglasses and champagne-gold lenses. Slip them on and unleash your inner main character!!! Go feral at every bass drop, unhinged chorus sing-along, and unapologetic photo op.
- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Sour Plum Smash"Ready? Set? Smash!!!" You scramble to eat as many juicy, fresh plums as you can off the tree, the sticky-sweet juice running down your arms as you race to see who can eat the most. First prize? A long, triumphant sip from the garden...
- $12.00
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Frozen Grape EscapeThese retrolicious purple shades are frosty, juicy, and made for long hot days that melt into even longer nights. Reminiscent of sweltering summer afternoons spent roller skating around the neighborhood in a monokini, then turning your lips the perfect shade of deathly purple with...
- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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Matcha Sorbet MusePart-time matcha aficionado, full-time muse!!! These cat-eye sunglasses channel that earthy, sweet goodness you bring to the table. Whether you’re making the frozen aisle your personal catwalk or chasing after the ice cream truck, these baddies will matcha your energy.
- $12.00
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Setlist SerotoninThese oversized sunnies are like your fave song’s chorus, irresistibly catchy and joyfully electric. Featuring translucent beige frames and purple lenses, they’re the perfect accessory to all your festival moments. Take them for a spin and turn your world (and outfit) into pure euphoria.
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Frosé-Forged FrenemyThe enemy of my enemy is my...frenemy. Forged in the whirring depths of the magical frosé machine, will this newfound frozen fren-ship last past Labor Day?! Only time will tell. So rise up from your barstools, frosé frens, and cheers your glasses to rosy,...
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Interstellar Sparkle ClubOversized round sunglasses in translucent blue, for when your outfit needs a little interstellar energy. Complete your chrome and sequin outfits with these shades and start shining under the desert skies like a disco ball. (Warning: May attract UFOs with good taste.)
- $12.00
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Is It Sher-bet or Sher-bert?!If you pronounce it sherbet, a thin veneer of sophistication hides the delicious, fruity chaos and rainbow swirls of personality that lie within you. If you pronounce it sherbert, you probably make love with your socks on, and that’s OK! If there’s one thing...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Windowsill Pie BanditWanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Don’t be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know,...
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Blue Moon's Made of Bleu CheeseDecades of cover-ups have tried to hide that the moon is made of blue cheese. These limited-edition glow-in-the-dark Moon Gs shine a light on the great space race conspiracy. It was never about who landed on the moon first; it was about getting 1st...
- $12.00
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Blue Raspberry Slush Fund"I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did...
- $10.50
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Daiquiri Ice Heist"Mom? I need you to come bail me out. Yes, I’m fine. I got caught trying to steal a case of ice cream… from the drugstore parking lot… NO! Because it doesn’t matter! FINE. Rocky Road!!!… Uh, bail is set at $1500." CLICK "Mom?...
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Starseed GardenerThe origin of these shades should be studied—translucent blue cat-eye frames with violet-black lenses that sparkle as bright as a newborn star. Put them on, cultivate your own unearthly style, and glow through every starlit moment.
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