SHOP COLLECTIONS Performance Sunglasses
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Do It for the Victory Dance - BlackThese black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Black
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Tentacle Tag Champion - Dark PurpleTAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
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Dark Purple
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The Jungle Is My Gym - Dark GreenGreen shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Dark Green
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My Sweat Has an Octane Rating - BlackWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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Black
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno - RedResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Red
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Aqua Shock Protocol - WhiteThe only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
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White
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Born for the Highlight Reel - BlackYou're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...
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Black
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Too Lit To Quit - GreyIn these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
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Grey
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Bunny Slope Dropout - PinkWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
- $22.50
$75.00- $22.50
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Pink
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In My Periwinkle Prime - Light PurpleWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Light Purple
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Ready the Confetti Cannon - PinkALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
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Pink
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That New Asphalt Smell - BlackAhhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
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Black
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Lawn Mower Drag Race - GreenRev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
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Green
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Shadowboxing My Demons - WhiteWhat's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
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White
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Eternally in Turbo Mode - BlueCan't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!
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Blue
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Slightly Overcooked Legend - BlackPut a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
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Black
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg - Light BlueSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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Light Blue
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Cleared for Takeoff - ClearTake flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Clear
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All Shrimp Cleanse - Light PinkThese translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
- $13.50
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Light Pink
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Country Club Crasher - BrownYour 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
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